Charlie Productions : Zee Ahmad

Writer: "Police & Theives" "Mouchak and Junce" "Faster" Co-Producer "Danny's Found Jesus" "Burnt Bernard" "Russell Square" Composer: "Old Man Dies" "If Looks Could Kill" Actor: "Smoker" in "Danny's Found Jesus" "Zee Ahmad (deceased)" in "Old Man Dies" "Zee" in "If Looks Could Kill" "Zee" in "Coldwire" email Zee

Oblivious to all things visual the plan was to be doctor. Preparing for a life of medicine and grapes I became a master at what is now the dying art of the left side parting. However a chance meeting with a barbar (yeah the elephant) left me bereft of my talons and with this new found freedom I was ready to do crazy things, you know like leave the top button on your shirt undone, man them was halcyon days.

My new aesthetic configuration resulted in swift ejection from the Pre school Asian T left me with no direction and and no sence of being. With my life in turmoil I took solice in the hushed offerings of the New Kids On The Block and all things Stock Aitkin and Warterman. Confrontation with my parents soon became unavoidable, after going on an after school binge of three sherbet dips four cola bottles and one of them sickly chocolate mice I informed mater and pater that I could no longer live the life of conformity and tradition them had put forward for me. The time had come for me to embrace western civilisation. I didn't want to be the Korma Kid no more I wanted to be the Beann Boy.

Life was hard, shadows stiffened and my soup turned to flesh. Drinking barly water from paper bags, selling my panini football stickers to fund my now chronic cola bottle habit, I won't pretend it was easy .

Saviour arived in the from of two sparkley lego crafters. The Brothers Blaine. With their elp I soon established myself as the most popular Asian Kid in the School, (Allthough My new found lack of getting the shit kicked out of me allowed me to walk, and walk I did. With the Blanes on my side we quickly established our position and the financial benifits were also handy. Our organized Kiss chase games were a must of all the teachers. With this new found wealth we were able to consoldate our lego resources and build up the charlie family.

Since then me and the boys have gone from pub to pub in search of all things virtuous and beer join us if you got nothing else on.

Charlie Productions believe passionately in doing things and always trying to stop in time for tea.
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